Dear boss, I'll be very ill from 19 Nov.

Signed, everyone.

$SICKNOTE is the official excuse of the biggest game launch of the decade.

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CA: TBA

Symptoms start in

Preloading excuses…

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The Symptoms

Note mid-sneeze with paper confetti flying — 12 Nov: preload starts. Mild cough.

Note sweating in front of an almost full progress bar — 18 Nov: fever spikes. Boss suspects nothing.

Note in bed with a controller hidden under the blanket — 19 Nov: tragically bedridden. Controller in hand.

Note leaping up, fully recovered, with sparkles around — 26 Nov: miraculous recovery. Back on Monday.

Walk-ins welcome. Insurance not accepted.

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The Waiting Room

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Transcripts

Cough: [cough] [cough] …sorry. It's the preload.
Hey boss…: Hey boss… [cough] …yeah, I don't think I can make it in… [sniff] …see you next week.
Sneeze: [sneeze] …sorry, that one was a big one.
Dramatic sigh: [long sigh] …it's just the download, boss. It's at 99%.

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